So picture this… You and your mom split a $2 Lottery ticket and end up winning a massive lotto jackpot, like a $167 Million Dollar Powerball Jackpot. Amazing!
You decide to take the one lump sum payout of $77 Million. Life is GOOD.
Fast Forward a few days and you’re in jail. Why? Because you went to Florida, got drunk, got in a fight at a resort, punched a stranger and kicked a police officer in the face. I guess that’s how you celebrate??
I would just like to state, that if I were to win a massive $77 Million Dollar jackpot, I would behave so well and not kick anyone in the face. Give me the chance to prove it!! PLEASE
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